So there, too!

Category: the Rant Board

Post 1 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 29-Feb-2008 4:16:31

This isn't about anyone at all, but I was just thinking about all the things we shout at people if we somehow don't like what they're saying or want to just dismiss the person or the topic. Why not copy and paste the below and send it to those assholes that vex you.

By the power vested in me, I refuse to deal with it, because you don't seem interested in assisting me with said coping mechanism, and why should I put up with your unpleasantness in the first place? I also refuse to get over it. Perhaps I'll just let it all build up, if you don't mind. And on top of that, I reserve the right not to fuck off, because
that's an incomplete thought. Fuck off of what exactly? I reserve the right to neither fuck you or myself. I have a headache and you are it. I most emphatically
reserve the right to never eat shit, and upon consuming said shit, to die for your convenience. Yes, I shall die, as we all will, but I shall wish upon
my lucky stars that it be much later than you wish. I reserve the right to refuse to go to hell, because I don't believe it exists. Could you not tell
me to go to the land of Oz? Just as effective, so you lose again! I reserve the right to never suck, lick or bite any part of my body or your own. I reserve
the right not to jump in a lake, or even take a long walk off of a short pier. I refuse to stick any object or idea up my ass, because it is an exit-only
ass. I will also not fold it five ways and refuse to stick it where anything does not shine. Um, uh, well, um, so there, too!

Post 2 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Friday, 29-Feb-2008 6:06:17

Brilliant! I shall have to keep this one handy.

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 29-Feb-2008 6:42:23

lol. thanks

Post 4 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 29-Feb-2008 13:45:10

lol Good one! That's really English Katharevousa with the attitude of Mangika! (the Greeks on this list should know what I mean... very formal English with a wise ass attitude). And I second that, brilliant!

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 29-Feb-2008 21:23:46

Excellent!

Post 6 by Dubstep1984 (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 29-Feb-2008 22:33:19

wow! that is really really good!

Post 7 by louiano (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 01-Mar-2008 0:14:34

lol, and i thought this would have been a post in reply to someone else... you can come up with your own ya know? Especially if you take what people have said as basis for your arguments.

Post 8 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 02-Mar-2008 11:56:01

I like that one.

Post 9 by Gilman Gal (A billy Gilman fan forever and always!!) on Friday, 07-Mar-2008 4:26:17

hahaha funny! that is something I really didn't expect, (even though I should have,) Hahaha!

Post 10 by silly widdle dwagonish thingy (i'm stuck !) on Friday, 07-Mar-2008 17:42:18

hmm ii wish i would have seen this when i needed to tell someone off last week

Post 11 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 22-Mar-2008 0:21:19

brilliant.